Sorry, I’m unable to explain the origins of the latest crisis as much as the next person.

I can only assume that a couple of people have landed a really phat bargain. Not you and me, unfortunately.

Commerzbank, Crédit Suisse, Deutsche Bank, Dresdner Bank, DWS, Fidelity, Swisscanto; Aegon Direct, Basler Versicherungen, Mamax; MasterCard, Visa; Canadian Mint etc.